Salutations, Gentle Reader,
Some of you are aware that each Friday, I send out a joke to almost 300 people. The jokes are often corny, sometimes a little bawdy, but never unsuitable for work. I do occasionally send out some not suitable for work, but those go to the “Special Reserve List”. Here’s today’s joke:
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”
Soon, the women were gone to St. Peter, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, but in the line for those who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”
God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”
The “Friday nyuk, nyuk” began in August 2004 and has run since then. Oh, there have been a few missed weeks, and I had decided to stop it a few years ago, but after receiving several inquiries about why I had stopped, I resumed. Why do I do it? I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I’m a ham. Maybe it’s because I see a weekly joke as a means of letting a lot of people know that I think of them. Perhaps it’s a way to fulfill one of my basic credos: Live in such a way help at least one person smile and/or laugh each day.”
Recently I met someone at Cindirene’s of Ayden. It’s really a cool place. Chuck Dunn, the proprietor, has established a very nice wine and beer shop that has both on and off site licensing. I told a joke to the person who laughed and replied, “I know it’s horrible, but I still love Helen Keller jokes.” Naturally, we proceeded to tell some. The winner:
I know. It’s horrible. Admit it, though, you smiled. And if you smiled, I’ve met my quota for today. 
Be kind to yourself. Be kind to the planet and the future. Cause no suffering. Go Vegan!
David!
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